He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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