I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's never too late to be topless.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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