"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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