i barfeds in our rink
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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