Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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