no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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