I want to have your abortion
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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