do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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