sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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