Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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