Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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