Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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