ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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