I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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