Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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