Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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