Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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