So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just had sex bonerless
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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