we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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