I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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