Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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