Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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