We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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