I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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