Fuck appropriateness.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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