i don't like sucking hair
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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