He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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