woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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