we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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