Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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