I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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