Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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