Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
not ubering you a puppy
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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