All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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