this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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