Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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