Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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