He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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