Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize
