we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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