he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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