Dual....:-)
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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