Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
either way he was missing a nipple.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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