actually, I'm a sock model
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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