There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
zippers are such a cool invention
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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