You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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