it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Randomize
