we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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