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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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