Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Couch. On fire.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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