does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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