worst night to have a conscience
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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