That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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