I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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