going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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